Tonight there’s no Starbucks. I’m saving my weekly treat for tomorrow night because I’ll need to be wide awake for Project Runway. Here’s what I’m thinking on Hump Day:
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: I’m going to say this in the most polite language I can come up with at the moment. When it comes to economics and your handling of Wall Street, you don’t know what you’re doing. Leave it to the professionals, and by that I mean Paul Krugman.
JOHNNY WEIR: Good luck in Vancouver next week.
WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY ROBERT GIBBS: You’re a douche bag for that horrible Palin joke because I’ve lost hope that change is coming.
MONICA CROWLEY: As usual, you’re full of shit.
ANNE HATHAWAY: I beg to differ. You’re fabulous!
NEW YORK FASHION WEEK: I wish I was there.
MARC JACOBS: Can you sue Christian Audigier for brining us Ed Hardy while you’re at it?
TOYOTA: Thanks to you I always worry whether that Prius or Camry in my rear view mirror will come to a stop whenever I reach an intersection.
LENNY DYKSTRA: Shut up already. You giving financial advice is like Plaxico Burress or Jayson Williams giving gun safety tips.
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